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Homo sapiens:
Unlock all the Trophies!
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Pongo lostintranslansis:
They may communicate in a strange manner, but these apes can be very loving and passionate.
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Callimico oviparus:
The only primates capable of laying eggs.
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Papio stellaris:
Their natural habitats include outer space, dreams and rainy cities.
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Galago cholesterolus:
Generous by nature, they don't let any member of their group go hungry.
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Microcebus nudensis:
They look past appearances: these monkeys look for inner beauty.
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Petterus supermegafan:
They are crazy about spotlights, flashes and teen-ape actresses.
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Aotus chauffeurii:
They hate moving around the jungle on foot.
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Prebytis freedonius:
They organize themselves around charismatic and slightly genocidal alpha males.
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Mandrillus lupus:
They transform themselves, howl and change their fur with great ease.
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Cebus smilenis:
These monkey put the happiness of their offspring before anything else.
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Colobus corsarii:
They love sports and cleanliness. And, above all, they hate confined spaces.
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Lepilemur poopoo:
The most creative and talented, although with a certain tendency towards scatology.
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Allocebus darwiniana:
Monkeys with a passion for natural selection and the struggle between the species.
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Lemur wylonii major:
Apes with unimpeachable morality. ABSOLUTELY unimpeachable.
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Lemur wylonii medus:
Good, caring, empathetic... These primates are morally acceptable.
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Lemur wylonii vulgaris:
Never trust them: they are the most immoral of all monkeys.
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Gorilla clubensis minor:
Obedient and helpful primates.
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Gorilla clubensis medus:
Very obedient and very helpful primates.
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Gorilla clubensis major:
The most obedient and helpful monkeys: ALWAYS at the service of their keeper.
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Macaco amateurensis:
They belong to the Club's second level: "Amateur Zoologist".
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Macaco masteriensis:
They belong to the Club's third level: "Master in Primatology".
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Macaco doctoriensis:
They have reached the Club's highest level: "The Cage of the Great Primate."
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Aotus televisibus:
They go crazy over the most extreme emotions on the boob tube.
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Propithecus molli:
Half ape, half mole: these primates cannot keep their mouths shut.
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Hylobates silensis:
The most faithful, loyal and discreet primates.
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Hapalemur dolarii:
They like money almost as much as piggybanks do.
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Colobus express:
Now you see 'em, now you don't: these are the fastest monkeys in the jungle.
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Tarsius amazonius:
Big fans of maxing out their credit cards without leaving the tree.
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Ateles pencilianus:
Methodical and obsessive: they don't stop until their pencil is worn down to a stub.
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Mandrillus barfii:
Their appetite knows no limits. It's a good idea to keep a mop near them.
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Mandrillus collector minor:
Amateur collectors. They always hold on to something as a souvenir.
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Mandrillus collector medus:
Experienced collectors. They have a hard time letting go of anything.
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Mandrillus collector major:
Compulsive collectors. They hold on to everything, absolutely EVERYTHING.
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