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The Procession to Calvary PS4

The Procession to Calvary

Pilfer from pirates, conspire with cardinals and perform miracles with an incompetent magician. The Procession to Calvary is a Pythonesque adventure game made from Renaissance paintings, and a spiritual successor to the critically acclaimed Four Last Things.
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Platform: PlayStation 4 icon

Developer: Joe Richardson
Publisher: Joe Richardson
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King of the Trophies!
Adjustment pixel King of the Trophies!: King of the Trophies!
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Whoopise!
Adjustment pixel Whoopise!: The Lord is near the brokenhearted; he delivers those who are discouraged.
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Abuse Democracy
Adjustment pixel Abuse Democracy: I appeal to you, brothers and sisters, that all of you agree with one another in what you say.
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Duped!
Adjustment pixel Duped!: My wounds stink and are corrupt because of my foolishness.
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Magician's Assistant #1
Adjustment pixel Magician's Assistant #1: Nor did they repent of their murders, their magic arts, their sexual immorality or their thefts.
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Who's a good boy!?
Adjustment pixel Who's a good boy!?: The beast I saw resembled a leopard, but had feet like those of a bear, a mouth like that of a lion.
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Win the Talent Show
Adjustment pixel Win the Talent Show: Thanks be to God, who gives us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ!
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Magician's Assistant #2
Adjustment pixel Magician's Assistant #2: The lamplight will never shine in you again ...For by your magic spell all nations were led astray.
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Magician's Assistant #3
Adjustment pixel Magician's Assistant #3: Keep on, then, with your magic spells and with your many sorceries...
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King for a Day
Adjustment pixel King for a Day: I will make thee exceeding fruitful, I will make nations of thee, and kings shall come out of thee.
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Treasure Hunter
Adjustment pixel Treasure Hunter: The Lord shall open unto thee his good treasure...
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Appease the Devil
Adjustment pixel Appease the Devil: You are of your father the devil, and your will is to do your father's desires.
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Swapsies
Adjustment pixel Swapsies: Every woman shall borrow of her neighbour ...jewels of silver, and jewels of gold.
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Make a Friend
Adjustment pixel Make a Friend: The righteous choose their friends carefully, but the way of the wicked leads them astray.
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The End #1
Adjustment pixel The End #1: ...Jesus said, “It is finished.” And with that, he bowed his head and gave up his spirit.
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The End #2
Adjustment pixel The End #2: You say, ‘I am rich; I have acquired wealth and do not need a thing.’
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The End #3
Adjustment pixel The End #3: and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying: for the former things are passed away.
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First Blood
Adjustment pixel First Blood: Whoever sheds the blood of man, by man shall his blood be shed, for God made man in his own image.
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Holy Book
Adjustment pixel Holy Book: Blessed is the one who reads aloud the words of this prophecy...
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Spank the Bishop
Adjustment pixel Spank the Bishop: ...whoever shall slap thee on thy right cheek, turn to him also the other.
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Brawler
Adjustment pixel Brawler: Then I will act with hostility toward you; I also will strike you seven times for your sins.
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Serial Killer
Adjustment pixel Serial Killer: And for your lifeblood I will surely demand an accounting ...And from each human being, too.
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